Well guess what suckas, I'm gonna be drunk with power because I AM THE STRIPMASTER, THE STRIPMEISTER IF YOU WILL, at the last Comic Strip of 2016. We're peeling off this garbage heap of a year, and baring the new one, as well as a bunch of semi-nude comedians.

Five comics take the stage and tell their jokes. Each time the Stripmaster (ME!!) rings the bell, the comic must remove an item of clothing to continue the set! Hosted by Wendy Weiss Three lucky audience members will win a lapdance with a lovely Portland dancer OR a custom butt plug from Glow Fuck Yourself! Tickets $5 in advance, $10 at the door

NOT FOR KIDS. NO CHILDREN. NO SQUARES. DON'T BRING THE CHURCH GROUP.